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Catch Us Out in the Wild
Want to draw a crowd and feed them something unforgettable? From festivals to pop-ups, we bring bold flavor, good energy, and pies that disappear fast.
Book Us For an EventWe bring the heat to...
- Food & Culture Festivals
- Brewery Pop-Ups
- Sports Tournaments
- Farmers Markets
- University & Campus Events
- Street Fairs & Block Parties
- Community Events & Night Markets
If it’s outdoors and people are hungry, we’re in.
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What We Bring to the Table
- Eye-catching setup & signage
- Compact but high-volume menu (we keep the line moving)
- Mini pies, full-sized pies, samosas, and event-only specials
- Vegetarian & spice-friendly options
- Fast service + friendly team
- We handle power/water needs if needed (self-contained setup)
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People Love Our Pies!
See what keeps ‘em coming back for another bite.
Lauren Johnson
My second time eating at 2 phat bastard pies. I originally tried them at their old location in midtown. The pies are flavorful with an incredible pie crust. The customer service is also great. They remind me of family whenever I see them. Definitely check them out. You won’t be disappointed!
Kyle Wilcox
I will start by saying, this is one of the most delicious and outstanding food experiences I’ve had in the city of Houston. I had never heard of this restaurant before I went to a weekend market at Post. When I saw it I knew I had to try it. I love Indian foods and I love meat pies, so I had high hopes for the two put together! I ordered the lamb curry pie, the chicken curry pie, and the spinach paneer pie. Every one of them tasted absolutely astonishing. The lamb curry pie was my personal favorite. Spicy, hot, very meaty, and with a perfect crispy pie crust. The staff was incredibly nice and the prices were very fair. Absolutely will recommend to anyone, and will return.
Karen Hall
I normally buy these buys at the Houston Sabercats stadium where there is always a line waiting. I buy one to eat there and take one home for lunch the next day. Proper puff pastry (like I remember from the UK). The pepper steak is great; packed with meat, full of flavour and very filling. I'm having the chicken and mushroom with some HP Brown Sauce for today's lunch. These are the best pies around - wishing there was a store near me in Sugarland...
Justin Zheng
Amazing pies. Tried the lamb curry and the spinach paneer. Flaky crust, piping hot filling, great balanced flavors... The whole package pie form!
Diamond Davi Soprano
Amazing food, great people and awesome stories are in store for you if you decide to try these pies! I got the lamb curry pie and the beef curry pie. Both pies were great in their respective ways. The dough is cooked to golden brown, each pie is made to order and the conversations with the owners while waiting for my food was amazing. I will forever be a customer to this place. Anytime I'm in Houston I will be trying to get some of these.
Briana De La Rosa
The Sunday special curry was fire!!!! 🔥 I will be a recurring guest after tasting the phenomenal flavors. And only $13.99 ✨🙌🏼
Humza Salim
Food was made fresh to order and came out perfectly. I tried the Vegetable Samoosas and the Chicken Mushroom meat pie. Heard that they had a special menu item for Shepherd's Pie on occasion as well. Definitely coming back here again. Owners were friendly and fun to talk to as well, wishing them tremendous success with this location!
Ethan Asoc
There are only two cities in the world that I would return to just to try a specific dish. One of them is Houston and the dish is the jalapeño chicken pie from 2 Phat Basterds
Stephanie McFann
The vegetarian options are out of this world. I can’t recommend this place enough. It’s my new go-to.
Demetrious Belser
Five Stars Just Isn’t Enough for 2 Phat Bastard Pies! 2 Phat Bastards is not just a food experience—it’s a full-blown flavor revolution. These guys don’t play around when it comes to serving up bold, unforgettable dishes that hit your taste buds like a culinary mic drop. The portions? Ridiculously generous. The flavors? Out of this world. They have signature creations that you can’t find anywhere else, every single bite screams passion, creativity, and comfort. These guys are the real deal…no fluff, just fire food. If you haven’t been yet, stop what you’re doing and GO. Bring your appetite…you’re gonna need it.
Lauren Johnson
My second time eating at 2 phat bastard pies. I originally tried them at their old location in midtown. The pies are flavorful with an incredible pie crust. The customer service is also great. They remind me of family whenever I see them. Definitely check them out. You won’t be disappointed!
Kyle Wilcox
I will start by saying, this is one of the most delicious and outstanding food experiences I’ve had in the city of Houston. I had never heard of this restaurant before I went to a weekend market at Post. When I saw it I knew I had to try it. I love Indian foods and I love meat pies, so I had high hopes for the two put together! I ordered the lamb curry pie, the chicken curry pie, and the spinach paneer pie. Every one of them tasted absolutely astonishing. The lamb curry pie was my personal favorite. Spicy, hot, very meaty, and with a perfect crispy pie crust. The staff was incredibly nice and the prices were very fair. Absolutely will recommend to anyone, and will return.
Karen Hall
I normally buy these buys at the Houston Sabercats stadium where there is always a line waiting. I buy one to eat there and take one home for lunch the next day. Proper puff pastry (like I remember from the UK). The pepper steak is great; packed with meat, full of flavour and very filling. I'm having the chicken and mushroom with some HP Brown Sauce for today's lunch. These are the best pies around - wishing there was a store near me in Sugarland...
Justin Zheng
Amazing pies. Tried the lamb curry and the spinach paneer. Flaky crust, piping hot filling, great balanced flavors... The whole package pie form!
Diamond Davi Soprano
Amazing food, great people and awesome stories are in store for you if you decide to try these pies! I got the lamb curry pie and the beef curry pie. Both pies were great in their respective ways. The dough is cooked to golden brown, each pie is made to order and the conversations with the owners while waiting for my food was amazing. I will forever be a customer to this place. Anytime I'm in Houston I will be trying to get some of these.
Briana De La Rosa
The Sunday special curry was fire!!!! 🔥 I will be a recurring guest after tasting the phenomenal flavors. And only $13.99 ✨🙌🏼
Humza Salim
Food was made fresh to order and came out perfectly. I tried the Vegetable Samoosas and the Chicken Mushroom meat pie. Heard that they had a special menu item for Shepherd's Pie on occasion as well. Definitely coming back here again. Owners were friendly and fun to talk to as well, wishing them tremendous success with this location!
Ethan Asoc
There are only two cities in the world that I would return to just to try a specific dish. One of them is Houston and the dish is the jalapeño chicken pie from 2 Phat Basterds
Stephanie McFann
The vegetarian options are out of this world. I can’t recommend this place enough. It’s my new go-to.
Demetrious Belser
Five Stars Just Isn’t Enough for 2 Phat Bastard Pies! 2 Phat Bastards is not just a food experience—it’s a full-blown flavor revolution. These guys don’t play around when it comes to serving up bold, unforgettable dishes that hit your taste buds like a culinary mic drop. The portions? Ridiculously generous. The flavors? Out of this world. They have signature creations that you can’t find anywhere else, every single bite screams passion, creativity, and comfort. These guys are the real deal…no fluff, just fire food. If you haven’t been yet, stop what you’re doing and GO. Bring your appetite…you’re gonna need it.
Kirby Cloggs
Wonderful somosas. We had them at the stesti location the post location. Really good spicing and light pastry. I wish this business well - we really need more of this type of pie in the US!
Michael Billingslea
10/10 I’m vegan and their veggie pies are awesome! Veggie samosa? Hell yea! Will always come here first if I go to post 🙏🏽 so much flavor!
Chris C
I spent time in South Africa, and so to find a "pie" shop was exciting. My wife is from South Africa and we actually drove from San Antonio, for another reason, but drove another 30 minutes out of our way to get these pies. We have been twice in 1 month. Yes parking is a bear, but we talked to the owners and they are moving to another location. The meat is super clean, and it is so tasty. We have had the pepper steak pies, and took some frozen to have at home. Looking forward to the lamb pie at home. These pies put Woolworths pies to shame!!! Definitely recommend these pies! Looking forward to the next trip to Houston to try the samosas.
Patrick Leung
Not that I’ve had many, but probably the best meat pie I’ve ever had! A little pricy at $12, but the lamb curry pie I had, had such a great depth of flavor! Moist, rich, and the lamb was super tender. Pies are baked to order, which is a huge plus!
Cory Phillips
It is nearly impossible to find savory pies in Texas, which became my favorite food on Earth after my travels to England and Ireland. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't try one of these. Unlike sweet pies, these are meant to be a proper lunch or dinner. Once you try one, be warned: you may become addicted like I have! Again, this is nothing like you have ever had before. Forgot all you know about pies. This is not a desert. As I said, it is something you have like a sandwich or burger for lunch or dinner. In Ireland or England they serve these often with gravy over the top, and sometimes on mashed potatoes. But these pies are still really good even without all that. Please give them a try at least once. You will not regret it.
Emily Sather
i got the chicken curry pie, which is SO GOOD, i highly recommend it!!! the owners are super sweet and you can really tell they put a lot of care and effort into what they do. 💗💗
Garrett Rains
They were very humble and the food was delicious, glad to see them supporting UH!
Brandon Tanaka
Excellent food complemented with excellent service! Flavorful fillings with flaky golden crust, all around super delicious pies. Absolutely worth my time trying and definitely recommend!!
Hung Vu
Love the chicken and vegetable curry pies!
James Marrs
Friendly service. The food is made to order. Highly recommend the Lamb Curry Pie!
Kirby Cloggs
Wonderful somosas. We had them at the stesti location the post location. Really good spicing and light pastry. I wish this business well - we really need more of this type of pie in the US!
Michael Billingslea
10/10 I’m vegan and their veggie pies are awesome! Veggie samosa? Hell yea! Will always come here first if I go to post 🙏🏽 so much flavor!
Chris C
I spent time in South Africa, and so to find a "pie" shop was exciting. My wife is from South Africa and we actually drove from San Antonio, for another reason, but drove another 30 minutes out of our way to get these pies. We have been twice in 1 month. Yes parking is a bear, but we talked to the owners and they are moving to another location. The meat is super clean, and it is so tasty. We have had the pepper steak pies, and took some frozen to have at home. Looking forward to the lamb pie at home. These pies put Woolworths pies to shame!!! Definitely recommend these pies! Looking forward to the next trip to Houston to try the samosas.
Patrick Leung
Not that I’ve had many, but probably the best meat pie I’ve ever had! A little pricy at $12, but the lamb curry pie I had, had such a great depth of flavor! Moist, rich, and the lamb was super tender. Pies are baked to order, which is a huge plus!
Cory Phillips
It is nearly impossible to find savory pies in Texas, which became my favorite food on Earth after my travels to England and Ireland. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't try one of these. Unlike sweet pies, these are meant to be a proper lunch or dinner. Once you try one, be warned: you may become addicted like I have! Again, this is nothing like you have ever had before. Forgot all you know about pies. This is not a desert. As I said, it is something you have like a sandwich or burger for lunch or dinner. In Ireland or England they serve these often with gravy over the top, and sometimes on mashed potatoes. But these pies are still really good even without all that. Please give them a try at least once. You will not regret it.
Emily Sather
i got the chicken curry pie, which is SO GOOD, i highly recommend it!!! the owners are super sweet and you can really tell they put a lot of care and effort into what they do. 💗💗
Garrett Rains
They were very humble and the food was delicious, glad to see them supporting UH!
Brandon Tanaka
Excellent food complemented with excellent service! Flavorful fillings with flaky golden crust, all around super delicious pies. Absolutely worth my time trying and definitely recommend!!
Hung Vu
Love the chicken and vegetable curry pies!
James Marrs
Friendly service. The food is made to order. Highly recommend the Lamb Curry Pie!
